Mitt Romney Campaign Using “Ron Paul Diversion Vehicles”
The Ass Press Posted: 06/20/2012 6:00:52 PM PDT Tampa, FL — In shocking news just released this morning, sources say Mitt Romney and his campaign for President are using funds to buy up what is being...
View ArticleMitt Romney Leaving The Mormon Religion For Christianity
The Ass Press Posted: 07/4/2012 4:15:52 PM PDT Provo, UT — Mormons around the world were shocked to learn today that Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has denounced his lifetime religion of Mormonism...
View ArticleMitt Romney To Legalize Marijuana And Gay Marriage, Once In Office
The Ass Press Posted: 07/26/2012 6:00:49 AM PDT Washington, DC. — Marijuana users and advocates for gay marriage around the country are celebrating after Mitt Romney once again pledged his hatred for...
View ArticleClint Eastwood Takes Chair On Nationwide Comedy Tour
The Ass Press Posted: 09/10/2012 8:00:11 AM PDT Tampa, FL — Clint Eastwood is taking his empty-chair routine from the Republican National Convention on a nationwide comedy tour. The ‘Clint Eastwood...
View ArticleMitt Romney Inspires 47% Of Americans Not To Be Losers Anymore
The Ass Press Posted: 09/18/2012 6:00:11 PM PDT Washington, D.C. — A video surfaced the other day from a private fund-raising event that was held for Mitt Romney in May of this year. The tape shows...
View ArticleMitt Romney’s Economic Plan Unveiled Today In Washington
The Ass Press Posted: 09/29/2012 6:00:14 PM PDT Washington, DC — Mitt Romney held a press conference today to announce his full-proof plan to fix the economy once in office. “We can completely...
View ArticleeHarmony Acquires Romney’s Binders Full Of Women For Their Premium Members
The Ass Press Posted: 10/20/2012 11:00:42 PM PDT Santa Monica, CA — The online dating website eHarmony is proud to announce that it has purchased Mitt Romney’s binders full of women and is making them...
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View ArticleMitt Romney Drops Out Of Race: Endorses Obama For President
Washington, D.C. — Mitt Romney held a press conference today to announce he is stepping down as the Republican nominee and is now endorsing Barack Obama for president. This comes as shocking news to...
View ArticleFacebook Whistleblower Says Fake Accounts Makeup Half Of All Current Users
Paul Horner seen here (not his real name) talks to the BBC News about Facebook and their hundreds of thousands of fake accounts. London, England — An insider working at the offices of Facebook in...
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